I’m lucky enough to have this cool girl Kiwi as a neighbor AND to have drawn a pet portrait of her. Let’s see what she has to say!
Tell us about yourself!
I’m Kiwi and I’m a Pembroke Welsh Corgi, which means I got big ears, a lil peach, and lil legs. I look like a floofy loaf, but don’t underestimate me… I’m fast as f-, motherpuppers. Oh and I’m my mama’s best friend in the wholeeeee entire world.
What’s a typical day like for you?
A typical day consists of walkies, praticin’ stuff, meals, naps, playtime, snaccs, puzzles, + waiting for mama to close that heckin’ rectangle thing she’s always on M-F. It’s a lotta work ya know, but jus the other day she had the audacity to say I’ve been livin’ rent free for over a year and that I need to get a job. Can you belieb it?!
What’s your favorite food?
OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH. I can’t name only one… it’s jus impawsible. I lub me some chikin. I eat Ollie’s chikin + carrots everyday and never get tired of it. I also lub me some nice steak from Fleming’s, but I only get that on special occasions like my birthday and gotcha day. It’s just so YUMMMYYY *drools*
Fun fact: One time they wrote a lil note and said “He is one lucky dog! Hope they enjoy!” Super sweet, but why’d they assume I was a boy? Hehe.
Anyway, I also wanna give a quick shoutout to Bocce’s Bakery for all their treatos that are scrumdiliumcious, cheeeeeeese, yogurt, peanut butter, bananers, and I’ll stop there for now.
What are your dislikes?
Skateboards and bikes doing zoomies RIGHT by me, cucumbers, watermelon, large weird objects, + not a fan of nail trims. I also don’t like hearing strange noises outside of my home… I’m a corgi and I’m not afraid to bork like big doggos.
Do you have any nicknames?
Sometimes they call me bebeh, babygirl, girlie, girlie pants, sweet girl, and Kiwayyy.
What’s your hidden talent?
👁️👄👁️ not. telling. you. sorry, not sorry.
If you had a warning label, what would yours say?
DON’T CARRY ME… unless you’re my mama (DTA, duh)
What makes you happiest?
I lubbbb life so this one’s tuff. I really lub walkies outside and getting to smell all the smells (new and old), eating all the yummy food my hoomans gib me, squeaky balls, seeing my hoomans like my auntie, grandpa, + grandma, laying on mama’s clothes, drizzle during walkies, running on grass, belly rubs, food, and so much more.
How do you feel about being turned into a magnet?
Honestly… I dunno what a magnet is, but my mama is excited about it so I am too. Thank you, mama’s fren!
Where can we follow you on social media?
On Instagram @kiwifromktown
Want to make your pet feel like a star? Anyone who orders a pet portrait – available as magnets, stickers, prints, cards, and ornaments – from Visual Splat has an opportunity to be featured on my blog!